Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Creator: Chelsea Handler
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio
Category: Book

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Avg. Customer Rating: 4.0 out of 5 stars

142 reviews
Sales Rank: 13145

Format: Audiobook, Unabridged
Media: Audio CD
Edition: Unabridged
Number Of Items: 6
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.1
Dimensions (in): 5.8 x 5 x 1.1

ISBN: 0743573641
Dewey Decimal Number: 306.7092
EAN: 9780743573641
ASIN: 0743573641

Publication Date: April 22, 2008
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Product Description
In My Horizontal Life, actress and stand-up comedian Chelsea Handler boldly recounted her one-night stands-the good, the bad, and the disastrous. In this wickedly honest new work, she casts the net wider with even funnier results, recalling the most noteworthy highs and lows of her life to date--including her efforts to diversify by dating red-haired men, her obsession with midgets, and the dog-sitting interlude in which her boyfriend became overly familiar with a Peekapoo.

Whether it's a vacation with her dad during which he tells airline staff they're a honeymoon couple in order to get an upgrade, or her elaborate attempts to convince her third-grade classmates that she's starring in a Private Benjamin sequel, Chelsea lets it rip in these relentlessly entertaining essays. Displaying the candor and irresistible turn of phrase that have earned her a recurring stint as a correspondent on The Tonight Show as well as her own E! series, Chelsea Lately, this deliciously skewed collection is a guilty pleasure.

Customer Reviews: Read 137 more reviews...

5 out of 5 stars

Laughing so hard I couldn't see through my tears! July 17, 2008
This book is hilarious! At one point, when Chelsea feels ready to fight random girls because she has been taking a kick boxing class, I was laughing so hard I could not see through the tears and my family thought that I had lost my mind. She is hysterical!

5 out of 5 stars

I'm still laughing! July 17, 2008
This was hysterical. I couldn't put it down and now I'm upset I'm done with it. I'll be keeping this to read again...I can't pass this one along. I thought she was so funny that I just bought her other book.

1 out of 5 stars

Very disappointed... July 16, 2008
1 out of 1 found this review helpful

Note to Kindle owners - download the first chapter of the book. If the first chapter makes you laugh then you may enjoy the book. If you're not laughing at that point it doesn't get much better.

I've just finished reading the book and it was one of the hardest times I've ever had finishing a book. Although there are a few laughs here and there, the book wasn't hilarious to say the least. You might laugh once and then wait another chapter or three before the next one comes along. I bought the book because of all of the "rave - laugh out loud" reviews I saw from other readers.

I didn't have a problem with the language, the off-color humor or any of the "offensive" things that were said in the book - it was just boring and not funny. What made it even worse is when some of the gags were used multiple times. For example in one story someone looks like they have Buckwheat in a leg-lock, a few chapters later someone looks like they have a clown in a leg-lock. Again, I was compelled to review this book because I couldn't believe so many people rated it 5-stars. I like her on TV, but the book was a snoozer.

5 out of 5 stars

Entertaining and Funny as hell! July 14, 2008
I just finished reading this book and I thought it was GREAT!!! I love Chelsea Handler.. I just ordered her other book because this one was so much fun!.. Def recommend this to anyone who wants a good laugh.

5 out of 5 stars

love Chelsea Handler July 14, 2008
This book was a great read. It left me laughing all the time. She is so entertaining that you just can't put the book down. I love her as a comedian and now as a writer. I am buying her first book because of this one. I am excited to read it as well. I absolutely loved loved loved this book and recomend it to anyone with a sense of humor.